Thursday, December 23, 2010

• THE JIMMY Z THURSDAY SHOW™

13 YEAR OLD BOY ARRESTED WITH PERMANENT MARKER IN SCHOOL
Conservatives react with outrage and venom
SonlitKnight: The Case for December 25th

Merry Christmas from The Jimmy Z Show
Show No. 238-2010




 
Hour ONE • Click HERE to download
Opening • Music: 'Silent Night', Jimmy Z • Rant: Obama's 'most productive' lame duck session of Congress, thanks to the Republicans • Boy, 13, arrested after incident with Sharpie marker • Hysteria reigns online; conservatives react to the arrest • This is outrageously ridicules • Cut the kids hands off • Forefathers rolling in their graves • Storm the facility! • You must be trying to get a czar position with Obama • Oops I broke a law, oops I lost everything (because of a marker?) • What are they going to make illegal next? Scratchin' your ass? • Conclusions •


Hour TWO • Click HERE to download
Opening • SonlitKnight: The Case for December 25th • Music: 'Do You Hear What I Hear' • Music: 'We Three Kings' • Music: 'What Child Is This' • Music: 'The Little Drummer Boy' & 'Peace On Earth' • Music: 'Hark The Herald Angels Sing' •

5 comments:

divingnut said...

Thanks Jimmy, I thought all of this stuff over a marker was much ado about something very trivial with all the problems we really do have. And I was mortified to see how fellow conservatives jumped all over the "fat" lady, I am noticing it more and more. I expect this from libs but "us"??, they are doing the same thing they accuse the left of, picking which rules to follow and some really ugly name calling.



divingnut

Deeper Truth said...

Divingnut is right. Leave the hate to the leftists...they are better at it. Spectacular job on the show, Z.

Deeper Truth said...

To all JZ listeners; the Merriest of Christmases

Anonymous said...

Dear Dr. Jimmy Z:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

PS. It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian

Jz said...

1. You cannot own either.
2. $300
3. Ask.
4. No.
5. Talk to the police.
6. There is moral law and the Judaic law at the time. Study more.
7. 20/20.
8. By natural causes.
9. Fear not. They're made of leather.
10. Consider Jesus in that.

But seriously, your colossal ignorance shines when you are trying to insult the Bible. Funny, but then again not.